idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
