How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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