this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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