This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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