At least make sure they are 18
Why
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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