im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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