how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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