i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
did i just pee glitter
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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