Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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