Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
