is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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