We're facebook friends in real life
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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