Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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