its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
Randomize