seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I enjoy the company of your penis
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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