She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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