My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
ttyl tear gas
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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