Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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