We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
sex in a hospital.. check
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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