why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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