That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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