i don't like sucking hair
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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