I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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