What a fucking waste of an outfit
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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