jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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