Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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