did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
handjob tips. give me some.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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