Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
