meet me or not, i'm out of control
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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