well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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