i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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