i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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