I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
My penis needs a shock collar
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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