it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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