so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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