I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Randomize
