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  Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.

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  Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."

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• Just don't keep these gold diggers around much and cycle them every week or so. Some guys have Skype numbers just for girls they pick up.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 20, 13 at 9:32pm

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• lying about winning the lottery was the best thing to happen to mine

  Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Feb 21, 13 at 8:56am

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• Yeah I bet $10 and won $50.

  Submitted by countryboy99 on Feb 20, 13 at 5:44pm

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• it would be hard NOT to get laid if you just won the lottery...lucky fuckers

  Submitted by bombsquad907 on Feb 20, 13 at 1:43pm

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• dont raw dog any randoms ... next thing you know youll have a fuck trophy and shell take all your money.

  Submitted by slammin211s on Feb 20, 13 at 10:31pm

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