whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
now i know why i became what i already was.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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