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Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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