I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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