we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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