Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I just forgot I was standing up.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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