just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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