How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
...so i touched it.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
