Buhtt sex?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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