it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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