took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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