i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
he fucked my hip out of place.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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