i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
is it fun? or sober?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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