my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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