She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Little spoons don't ask big questions
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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