ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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