Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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