How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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