Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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