Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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