did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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