to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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