Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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